"Smooth rides make boring stories. A little calamity, that's worth talking about." -Meredith GreyOf course one of my favorite quotes would be from Grey's Anatomy. So I guess maybe I should attribute this quote to Shonda Rhimes instead. To that I ask you, what crisis couldn't be solved or comforted with a Grey's quote? We [...]
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Some People Have Bigger Problems…
I have a problem. I accidentally have a rather large collection of Red Box movies. No, I didn't rent all these in one day. I rented them over the course of the last year or so. For one reason or another (one reason: I'm lazy. Another: I liked the movie. And another: I forgot about [...]
Pacific Punched Me in the Face
Today I am going to share with you another Ashley moment.You may have noticed that I have not posted in like a week. Well, that is because my plans to post about my vacation to the beach were foiled when the Pacific Ocean punched me in the face. My friend Lauren and I were very [...]
Packing- The Silent Killer
You know those little eccentricities about you, that you should never say out loud, but instead just let your significant other slowly pick up on. Well I am going to tell you all about one of mine. Warning- I am a total weirdo! I am going to try to find comfort in the fact that [...]
I Would Make a Terrible Burglar
This is a tale. A cautionary tale, but an entertaining one for sure.Last night I stayed late at work for a support group. I made it home around 7pm and locked the front door behind me like I always do. I used the restroom, took off my shoes and started thinking about how I would spend [...]